Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Weh Aku serius Laaa......(updated)

Salam kengkawan.
Lepaih setengah jam aku dok pikiak aku nya username ngan pasword last kali boleh gak aku masuk dalam ruangan post ni.Hari genaplah 3 hari aku launchkan blog baru aku ni.Macam biasa komen yg aku dapat.Aku dah agak dah semua orang cakap aku ni hangat2 tahi ayam,tak serius lah yang paling teruk komen aku dpat dia cakap macam ni.
nama pun dawood..
mst sat ja ni...hahaha
jgn mara tan sri
Ini satu penghinaan..Hahhaha...Anyway aku nak ucap tengkiu la kat hangpa semua sebab sudi komen kat aku nyer blog walaupun org yg komen tu tak sampai 10 orang.Seirus aku terharu dowh bila tahu ade org nk komen akunyer blog.Hari ni aku tak nak tulih panjang2.Sebenarnya aku memang malas nak tulih pon,tapi memandangkan hangpa dok cabaq aku so aku pun mengpoyokan diri untuk tulis.

So menatang haram apa aku nak tulis huh?Hangpa tunggu sat aku pikiak........Stay Tuned...

Jeng-jeng.Ni aku bagi korang lawak2 baguih punya pasal politik Malaysia.
Semoga hangpa hepi..
Ada apa2 pi la komen kat bawah.Ek eleh buat2 malu kucing plak...


Pak Lah, Najib, Shahrizat and Anwar were sitting in a KTM train
heading up to Penang for campaigning. Near Ipoh, the train goes
through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. Shahrizat and Pak Lah are sitting
there looking perplexed.

Najib is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Pak Lah is thinking: "These guys are all crazy after Shahrizat. Najib
must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she
slapped him."

Shahrizat is thinking: "Najib must have moved to kiss me, but kissed
Pak Lah instead and got slapped."

Najib is thinking: "Damn it, Pak Lah must have tried to kiss
Shahrizat, she thought it was me and slapped me instead."

Anwar is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could
make another kissing sound and slap Najib again."


4 comments:

Unknown said...

old joke is OLD

Anonymous said...

Dawood, jom kita perinci kes DSAI ikut islamic policy. kalau hg berminat la.

Anonymous said...

come on la..
ltak la bnda yg fresh n original.
dh r woi..stop r

Anonymous said...

wei...tapeh sama wei...
kot satg xsempat amik xm
ISA kot tempat ang..hahaha